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HUMOR: 10 Secrets for How to Save Money on a New Website
Secret Strategies for Savvy Website Deal‑Seekers
Everyone wants a deal and website shoppers are no exception. And deals can be had IF you are committed to the process.
Here are the top 10 strategies to save you money on a new website.
Enjoy!
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Secret Strategy No. 1
Two words: “Off Shore!”
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Secret Strategy No. 2
Hire a professional web developer and simply refuse to pay, citing “creative differences”...
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Secret Strategy No. 3
Call in a favor with cousin Eddie...
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Secret Strategy No. 4
Every time anyone asks you, “Do you want fries with that, dude?”, take it as a sign from God, and ask them to bid your website...
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Secret Strategy No. 5
Google “Websites for under $100”... You’ll be amazed at how many companies are offering this... Good luck, getting any support, however...
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Secret Strategy No. 6
Take a side job at Best Buy and get to know the Geek Squad guys...
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Secret Strategy No. 7
Search the web for free website contests. Don’t be surprised if you don’t win, but you will be contacted!
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Secret Strategy No. 8
Take a photo of your business card and use it as the homepage of your site. For a special touch, add the words “Under Construction!”
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Secret Strategy No. 9
Take an online class in web development. How hard can it be?
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Secret Strategy No.10
Become a lunchroom volunteer at the local high school and introduce yourself to any of the kids at the computer club table...