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HUMOR: 10 Secrets for How to Save Money on a New Website
Secret Strategies for Savvy Website Deal‑Seekers
Everyone wants a deal and website shoppers are no exception. And deals can be had IF you are committed to the process.
Here are the top 10 strategies to save you money on a new website.
Secret Strategy No. 1Two words: “Off Shore!”
Secret Strategy No. 2Hire a professional web developer and simply refuse to pay, citing “creative differences”...
Secret Strategy No. 3Call in a favor with cousin Eddie...
Secret Strategy No. 4Every time anyone asks you, “Do you want fries with that, dude?”, take it as a sign from God, and ask them to bid your website...
Secret Strategy No. 5Google “Websites for under $100”... You’ll be amazed at how many companies are offering this... Good luck, getting any support, however...
Secret Strategy No. 6Take a side job at Best Buy and get to know the Geek Squad guys...
Secret Strategy No. 7Search the web for free website contests. Don’t be surprised if you don’t win, but you will be contacted!
Secret Strategy No. 8Take a photo of your business card and use it as the homepage of your site. For a special touch, add the words “Under Construction!”
Secret Strategy No. 9Take an online class in web development. How hard can it be?
Secret Strategy No.10Become a lunchroom volunteer at the local high school and introduce yourself to any of the kids at the computer club table...
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