HUMOR: 10 Secrets for How to Save Money on a New Website

Secret Strategies for Savvy Website Deal‑Seekers

Everyone wants a deal and website shoppers are no exception. And deals can be had IF you are committed to the process.

Here are the top 10 strategies to save you money on a new website.

Enjoy!

1. Secret Strategy No. 1

   Two words: “Off Shore!”

2. Secret Strategy No. 2

   Hire a professional web developer and simply refuse to pay, citing “creative differences”...

3. Secret Strategy No. 3

   Call in a favor with cousin Eddie...

4. Secret Strategy No. 4

   Every time anyone asks you, “Do you want fries with that, dude?”, take it as a sign from God, and ask them to bid your website...

5. Secret Strategy No. 5

   Google “Websites for under $100”... You’ll be amazed at how many companies are offering this... Good luck, getting any support, however...

6. Secret Strategy No. 6

   Take a side job at Best Buy and get to know the Geek Squad guys...

7. Secret Strategy No. 7

   Search the web for free website contests. Don’t be surprised if you don’t win, but you will be contacted!

8. Secret Strategy No. 8

   Take a photo of your business card and use it as the homepage of your site. For a special touch, add the words “Under Construction!”

9. Secret Strategy No. 9

   Take an online class in web development. How hard can it be?

10. Secret Strategy No.10

    Become a lunchroom volunteer at the local high school and introduce yourself to any of the kids at the computer club table...

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