By Steve Lomas on Monday, 25 February 2019
Category: Humor

HUMOR: 10 Secrets for How to Save Money on a New Website

Secret Strategies for Savvy Website Deal‑Seekers

Everyone wants a deal and website shoppers are no exception. And deals can be had IF you are committed to the process.

Here are the top 10 strategies to save you money on a new website.

Enjoy!

  1. Secret Strategy No. 1

    Two words: “Off Shore!”

  2. Secret Strategy No. 2

    Hire a professional web developer and simply refuse to pay, citing “creative differences”...

  3. Secret Strategy No. 3

    Call in a favor with cousin Eddie...

  4. Secret Strategy No. 4

    Every time anyone asks you, “Do you want fries with that, dude?”, take it as a sign from God, and ask them to bid your website...

  5. Secret Strategy No. 5

    Google “Websites for under $100”... You’ll be amazed at how many companies are offering this... Good luck, getting any support, however...

  6. Secret Strategy No. 6

    Take a side job at Best Buy and get to know the Geek Squad guys...

  7. Secret Strategy No. 7

    Search the web for free website contests. Don’t be surprised if you don’t win, but you will be contacted!

  8. Secret Strategy No. 8

    Take a photo of your business card and use it as the homepage of your site. For a special touch, add the words “Under Construction!”

  9. Secret Strategy No. 9

    Take an online class in web development. How hard can it be?

  10. Secret Strategy No.10

    Become a lunchroom volunteer at the local high school and introduce yourself to any of the kids at the computer club table...